laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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