I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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