am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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