Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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