dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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