I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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