ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize