I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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