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2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.

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(785): View more from Kansas

it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..

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(904): View more from Florida

we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan

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(678): View more from Georgia

Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth

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(727): View more from Florida

Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.

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Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.

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