Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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