yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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