Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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