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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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