but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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