Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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