Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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