dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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