Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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