Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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