All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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