That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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