I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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