Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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