Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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