what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You are the jesus of drinking
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