He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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