I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
