Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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