I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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