He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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