i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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