so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
