Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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