I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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