So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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