I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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