I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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