Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We had to coat check the pizza.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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