But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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