Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
