Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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