Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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