i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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