Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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