You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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