In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
try to milk me bitch
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