"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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