put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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