Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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