Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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