O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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