okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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